Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space.
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“A real loser is someone who’s so afraid of not winning he doesn’t even try”
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris
when you know you’re doing it right
"You know what? If everything’s going bad, we’re going bad as well."
How to get a girlfriend:
- Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
- Nickname her “Dandelion”
- Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.
and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps